7.9.17

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Today, dreams became reality for two people. Arie Luyendyk is finally the bachelor, and I might finally audition.

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I have been watching the Bachelor for a very long time, and I have stalked many contestants over the years. But the longest gently-stalked contestant is for certain Arie, because LOOK AT HIM.

THESE EYES COULD END ALL WARS IM SURE OF IT

I have been following him on social media as long as I've known of his existence, hoping to see him grace my TV screen again. But time after time again he was unjustly passed up to be the Bachelor and it is on this historic day of September that ABC finally came to their senses.

Also, I may have sort of kind of already met him once upon a time BUT it was for 2 seconds at an actual meet and greet not like a happenstance rom-com-meet-cute. I was one of many fan girls that night, and he one thousand percent has no recollection. But none of that matters.

What matters is I made a promise.

A promise to all of my MANY MANY (like 3) blog followers that I, Makenzie Vance, would never ever go on the Bachelor UNLESS that Bachelor was Arie.

AN EXCERPT FROM MY BACHELOR RECAP WEEK 1 POST I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU

IT MAY HAVE BEEN IN JEST, BUT I AM A WOMAN OF MY WORD.

AND I LOVE ATTENTION.

But nothing is for certain. They usually have casting calls in Salt Lake but nothing's been listed as of yet. This may all be a pipe dream and I never hear from them again and watch him fall in love with the villain of the season and cry. OR.

This could be the best season any of you Bachelor fans have ever watched.

GUYS.

I am asking for your good vibes. Do whatever you can. Bribe the producers, spam their twitter accounts, leave threatening notes under their doormats, I DON'T CARE. This has to happen. For all of us.

All for one, and one for all.

*We're All in this Together theme song plays*

TINDERER FANS UNITE.

LETS GET THIS BISH ON THE BACHELOR.

LEZ DO THIS.


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